Sorry for being gone everyone, I had to deal with a truly horrendous person.
Anyway, back to what you all care about: useful stuff.
How to disable the page file on OSX:
Open up terminal and type the following:
sudo launchctl unload -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.apple.dynamic_pager.plist
sudo rm /private/var/vm/swapfile*
This should disable the system's paging file. To re-enable it type:
sudo launchctl load -wF /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.apple.dynamic_pager.plist